life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
Girl: I want you to dominate me
if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly
when someone calls you “hun”
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source)
and over there is paul mccartney on celery
he plays a mean celery
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT
omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.
I’ve been sick and should not have listened to that because now I can’t breathe.
and I thought Australia had all the weird and wonderful creatures.
oh wait, we have all the murderous ones
college should be $25
NOT FOOL WITH ME